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Spartacus122
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| | Subject: Jokes here please! fast! January 24th 2008, 22:05 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! January 25th 2008, 17:56 | |
| lol! ty :p  | |
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sweetix
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! January 26th 2008, 20:46 | |
| couple of dutch jokes, sorry for english dudes   -Wat is het toppunt van kwaadaardigheid?Een blinde in een ravijn duwen en dan roepen:KIJK UIT VOOR HET AFSTAPJE!! -Wat is het toppunt van het toppunt?tegen een dove zeggen dat hij achtervolgd word door een blinde -Wat is het toppunt van dierenmishandeling?een slang een viagrapil geven. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! January 27th 2008, 01:54 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! January 27th 2008, 20:18 | |
| Yea guys dont stay in the corner ur welcome!! | |
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bigkilla70
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| | Subject: jokes January 27th 2008, 23:31 | |
| ok i have a joke i hope no-one is affended its not that funny my brother told it me lol......." i saw your mum kickin a can down the street the other day ....i said hey what you doing ...she went im movin" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! January 28th 2008, 12:55 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! January 28th 2008, 23:44 | |
| yea i dont understand  explain | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! January 28th 2008, 23:55 | |
| - bigkilla70 wrote:
- ok i have a joke i hope no-one is affended its not that funny my brother told it me lol......." i saw your mum kickin a can down the street the other day ....i said hey what you doing ...she went im movin"
Can this be translated please??Not mean mad but.. i really not understand it and im glad to know | |
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bigkilla70
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| | Subject: jokes January 30th 2008, 22:46 | |
| i dont get it either lol my brother told me it | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! January 30th 2008, 22:46 | |
| wat is het toppunt van nieuwsgierigheid? door het sleutelgat van een glazen deur kijken  wat is het toppunt van snelheid? een slak die uit de bocht vliegt o.O IK KEN EEN MOP ... IN EEN ENVELOP !!! omfg..  -Justice | |
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sweetix
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! January 30th 2008, 23:05 | |
| LLoll nice jokes | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! January 31st 2008, 13:41 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! January 31st 2008, 13:42 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! February 1st 2008, 00:00 | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! February 1st 2008, 00:20 | |
| AHHH   Too much dutch lol, i cant understand any of it =p | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! March 13th 2008, 21:30 | |
| knock knock whos there? boo boo who? its o0k thers no need to cry sorry that was a bad joke | |
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madman99
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! March 14th 2008, 21:43 | |
| ok.. a old man gets on a bus and sits down... a punk rocker gets on with multi colour hair.. the old man cant stop looking at the rocker.... the rocker says"didnt you ever do anything crazy and mad when you were young?" the old man says"yeah....i once screwed a parrot i thought u might be my son!" | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! March 14th 2008, 21:45 | |
| whats the similarity be tween a garraf and a fork lift? garraf = highbolocs forklift = hydrolics its in the way u say the words not my best joke | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! March 14th 2008, 21:50 | |
| theres 5 people on a plane... a piolt,bill gates,micheal jordan,a dalli laama and a hippy the piolt runs out of the cabbin and says the plane is gona crash, theres only 4 parachutes so im taking 1 so he jumps out... bill gates stands up.... i am a smart man... the world needs smart men! so he takes a parachtue and jumps out.... micheal jordan stands up.... i am a great sports man... the world nees great sports men! so he takes a parachute and jumps out the plane... the dalli laama being the nice man that he is says i have lived a long life and forfilled my life... so you hippy take the last parachute... the hippy says its theres 2 parachutes left... they smartist man in the world just jumped out with my rucksack!!  thank you thank you | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! March 14th 2008, 21:55 | |
| A frog in a magical forest sees a bear chacing a rabbit in the normal forest.. so the frog jumps out of the magical forest into the normal forest and says you 2 if you stop chaceing each other and ill grant you 3 wishes each... so they stop... the bear thinks about his first wish and says i wish all the bears in the forest were female... the rabbit says i wish i had a crash helmet... the bear says i wish lla the bears in this country were female... te rabbit wish for a motorcycle the bear looks at him puzzeled... the bear wishes all the bears in the world were female.... the rabbit puts his crash helmet on and gets on his motorbike and rides off... in the distance you can hear the rabbit say i wish that bear was gay! thank you thank you i made that mainly my self thank you.. i am the  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes here please! fast! March 17th 2008, 19:26 | |
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